The Restaurants
The A Capella Cantata CD

(Flemish Masters)

20.00 postage paid in the US/
24.00 Canada/30.00 europe/32.00 japan


This is your last chance to bow down the genius this disc is. read about it below. this limited supply of recently found stock is the final copies of this masterpiece left on the planet. yes, they are being ransomed off accordingly.

Back in '97, I was talking on the phone with my legendary/notorious pal Nondor Nevai and he wanted to trade his new cd for mine. I said sure. What he sent me blew my mind. The original CD-R version featured some truly eye-fucking Photoshop damage (including a homoerotic studio shot of NN oiled and leaning against a motorcycle) and some severe audio damage that i could have never predicted.

Basically, this CD is a documentation of some truly staggering stream-of-consciousness improvisation involving found music and words, delay pedal and vocals. What you're hearing is total ID-VOMIT in real time. Middle School rapping, altered Stryper lyrics, suicide notes and total gibberish delivered with realtime falling-over-a-cliff reverb manipulations on top of whatever random musical garbage was within reach (most notibly Arthur Fiedler's version of the Bee Gees "Night Fever").

This is a stunning tour-de-force of chillingly surreal proportions. Back in the early 2000s, most copies of this pressing fell into limbo due to some shady events, but NN finally found a few sealed copies of this gem and we're proud to offer them to latecomers. Supplies are limited on this incredibly RARE and hard-to-find artifact.