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Automobiles
Taigkyo
- the latest transportation technologies. Coming soon: cardboard
RV and motorcycle run on maple syrup
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Homes
Domiciles
for rich and poor peoples - no money down. Rich people preferred.
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Natural
Resources
Oil,
electricity, water, paper, etc.
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Art
Brokerage
for the finest artifacts available. Today's specials: 'Guernica'
by Picasso, "outsider art" by smelly old bum from
Indianapolis
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Food
Restaurants
and making sure people have what they want.
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Clothing
In
style this season: Girls - dickie and 12 inch clog. Boys - chain
mail and Vuarnet shades.
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'Neutralization'
Services
Cost
efficient removal of pests. Quality guaranteed.
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Synthetic
Materials
Plastic,
Mylar, Teflon, Melmac, Adamantium, Tulle, Lame, Nylon, Styrofoam
- all shapes and sizes! Great for crafts.
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Franchising
One
of our franchising brokers can help you break into the business
of your choice. It's a wonder what a little brunt force can
do to a weak person.
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Computing
Deal
IC sound with full range of computer hard and software.
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Entertainment
Concepts
Musical
combos, puppet show, motion picture, radio monopoly, Las Vegas
review, tap-dance, opera, performance art, magazine, book publishing,
etc.
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Storage
Waste,
surplus, evidence, garbage - we'll find that special place for
you to put it.
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Medication
Medical
aids. Try new Procaine 45 - No more headache! Great for supper
party, also. Sale: Horlax 9 - induce nosebleed, stop warts. |
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